Welcome to Elden Ring is Mommy Daddy

 Hi! 

I love Elden Ring. I love it like it is Mommy. That is me. To me, Elden Ring is Mommy. 

Is Elden Ring Daddy? Of course. Of course, to you, Elden Ring is Daddy. Or I mean, can be Daddy to you. To me, Elden Ring is Mommy. For you, Elden Ring is Daddy is correct. Of course. 

Beyond that, Elden Ring can be Mommy-Daddy and/or Daddy-Mommy. Both are correct. It is up to you to decide and both are correct. 

I know this is being wondered, is Elden Ring Baby? *deep breath* Yes. It can be. For you, to you, Elden Ring is Baby. To me, Baby is my dog Bella. Bella is Baby. But Elden Ring is available to be Baby for those in need. Elden Ring is Baby is correct, but it is not the life I lead. 

With that being said, Elden Ring is Mommy TO ME. And I do not want any fighting between Elden Ring is Mommy and Elden Ring is Daddy factions akin to the type of fighting seen between Leyndell soldiers and Iron Virgins around Mt. Gelmir. I do not want anything like that! Whether Elden Ring is Mommy to you or Elden Ring is Daddy or so on, I want chest-to-chest, neck-to-neck hugs like Fia gives/teaches us. 

Thank you!

Long live the Elden Ring! Or not, I mean I think I was fighting to keep it destroyed the whole time? 

I did beat the game. 128 hours, strength-melee-tank-fucker build, killed all the demi-gods, chose Ranni's ending. 

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