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Met Gala 2022's theme is Elden Ring - part 2

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Hello, brave Tarnished! We and I mean I am back! Back with more Met Gala 2022 photos that show forever and ever that the fucking theme of the show is/was ELDEN RING! MOMMY! Or Daddy! Whatever. You get it. So, we've got a lot more pretty celebs dressed in pretty clothes as some of their favorite villains, NPCs, and/or items from the game. You'll just have to scroll and see.  Now, I have so many more of these to go that I'm going to have to do another post about this, so expect a Part 3 at some point. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe next week. Either way, it appears of the 12 million+ copies sold of this game, a lot of those gamers out there are yours and mine favorite celebrities who walk red carpets in expensive clothes that they're given for free and/or actually paid to wear them. I love it, you love it, I am scared for the future as always because we live in a death obsessed cult known as 'conservatives' who appear to be the only ones running anything and with that that...
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Met Gala 2022's theme is ELDEN RING - part I

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 Well, hello there, Tarnished!  Am I right?!  Gotchyoass with that one. So, today is the Met Gala and so was yesterday and maybe more days after that. Who knows? Not me. I know if you're crafting 'pickled turtle neck' to get that endurance boost then you're gonna need, hafta need Rowa fruit (3x!) and, of course, turtle neck meat and a dash of herba. Yeah, I know that. We all know that - here. As for the length and specific days of the Met Gala that is up in there. It's a vibe. A feeling anyway. It lasts as long or as short as you want.  Nevertheless, we have pictures! Pictures of the GALA from last evening! And as the title suggests or flat out says- can you fucking believe it?!- the GALA's theme is/was Elden Ring. Yes, the Ring. The Mommy to me of Elden Ring fame.  Now, they're not saying it out right that it is Elden Ring as the theme. That's a political mess. It's a copyright mess. They're saying it's 'gilded'. They're saying t...
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Welcome to Elden Ring is Mommy Daddy

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 Hi!  I love Elden Ring. I love it like it is Mommy. That is me. To me, Elden Ring is Mommy.  Is Elden Ring Daddy? Of course. Of course, to you, Elden Ring is Daddy. Or I mean, can be Daddy to you. To me, Elden Ring is Mommy. For you, Elden Ring is Daddy is correct. Of course.  Beyond that, Elden Ring can be Mommy-Daddy and/or Daddy-Mommy. Both are correct. It is up to you to decide and both are correct.  I know this is being wondered, is Elden Ring Baby? *deep breath* Yes. It can be. For you, to you, Elden Ring is Baby. To me, Baby is my dog Bella. Bella is Baby. But Elden Ring is available to be Baby for those in need. Elden Ring is Baby is correct, but it is not the life I lead.  With that being said, Elden Ring is Mommy TO ME. And I do not want any fighting between Elden Ring is Mommy and Elden Ring is Daddy factions akin to the type of fighting seen between Leyndell soldiers and Iron Virgins around Mt. Gelmir. I do not want anything like that! Whether ...
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